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June 1

“Blame who raised me, not me…”

is the fucking phrase that fucking makes me flip so much shit.  Jesus fuck, can people not take responsibility for their own stupid fucking decisions anymore?

May 31

Thank fucking god today’s out last lecture in Comparative Religions.

I would rather chew off my own dick than sit through 2 more lectures.

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A cat interrupting my picture of a cat Inception joke

A cat interrupting my picture of a cat

Inception joke

(Source: howdumb, via pudgypanda)

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These people talking about the fucking zombie apocalypse happening because of that guy that ate that homeless guy.

They’re gonna be really disappointed because I’m going to fucking kill all of them first because that’s the stupidest goddam thing I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard Rick Santorum’s political views.

May 27

Clicking 20 times because you keep missing the heart button to like a post.

fuuuuuck.

May 26
fuckyeahdementia: if u focus closely on the world around u u will notice everything is made of snoop dogg Art. True, True.

fuckyeahdementia:

if u focus closely on the world around u u will notice everything is made of snoop dogg

Art.

True, True.

May 22

Shit not to do in class:

Drop my phone and catch it really fast with my legs so that I pull my groin muscles and grunt really loud.

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Unfollowing blogs because they reblogged 30 pages of porn are you fucking kidding me.

May 21
hahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

(Source: , via 612wharfavenue)

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fuckyeahdementia: humid [bunnyfood:tastefullyoffensive:via] Hahahahaha, goddammit, though, it made its way to my tumblr.

fuckyeahdementia:

humid

[bunnyfood:tastefullyoffensive:via]

Hahahahaha, goddammit, though, it made its way to my tumblr.